ummomar:

You’ll end up real disappointed if you think people would do for you what you’d do for them

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kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

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nick-avallone:

does anyone else get uncomfortable when your pet sees you naked? like you’re so pure you shouldn’t be seeing this

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timetickticksaway:

the fucked up thing about job interviews is that everybody Knows that youre just there because you need money to stay alive, everyone Knows that the companys interests are in your mind secondary at best to you having a home and not starving, but they still need to hear you beg and tell them how much The Company means to you and how great an opportunity it is to work for them its so masturbatory 

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lickgold:

How do I un-know people

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peachpitgirl:

make sure u cry all your makeup off before u go to bed:) sleeping with makeup on is bad for ur skin !

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manfuckyopride:

me carefully reminding karma of the people she needs to take care of 

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swdyww:

goth-aunt:

benepla:

zurizaldun:

benepla:

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

dude.

Jesus Christ

This is my favorite post

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surprisebitch:

may:

surprisebitch:

moist-baguette:

may:

surprisebitch:

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

okay

what would you ladies like to drink?

orange soda please

i’ll have the strawberry soda

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